What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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