Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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