What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Anti Joke

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