how much fish could a chicken

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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