There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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