- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Homosexualism is so gay man

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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