- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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