- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

whats green and lives in the water

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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