your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Albert your flies undone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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