How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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