What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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