- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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