Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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