- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Heskey time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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