- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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