- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

mitchell palmer sucks

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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