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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

God is real.

steven hawking walks into a bar

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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