Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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