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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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