- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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