My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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