- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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