Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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