- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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