- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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