when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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