a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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womans having rights.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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