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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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