How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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