Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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