- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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