Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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