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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your big dick.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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