- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yo Momma is not fat.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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