- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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