- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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