- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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