- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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