- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

quantum physics?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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