So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

binladin walks into the american seals

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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