- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

YOU

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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