How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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