- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Phew... it's gone.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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