What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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