hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Small Penis.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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