- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. Ow

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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