- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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