Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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