- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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