What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I'm so punny.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Sloths

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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