- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Once, I went to Peru.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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