what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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