- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Small Penis.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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