- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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