- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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