A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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