- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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