A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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