- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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