How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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