- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

i'm hard

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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