- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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