- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Yo mama so fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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