What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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