when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Anti Joke

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