What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Refridgerator.

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Gay rights.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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