- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

knock knock who's there? faith

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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