- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

If you were a cactus, why?

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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