Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Shltskc gw? G

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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