- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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