How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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