What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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