What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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