- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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