How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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