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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck